Ten Things I've Done That You Likely Haven't

There's a new game on the internet- here's my list, my ten things:

1. Saved a lamb from bleeding to death
2. Been let loose in the store rooms of the Smithsonian with a cabinet key and a digital camera
3. Worked as a roadie for Ladysmith Black Mambazo
4. Found (and kept) two five dollar bills on the sidewalk in front of the US Treasury building in Washington D.C.
5. Assembled and shrinkwrapped boxes of an occult boardgame
6. Visited a major Neolithic site on my honeymoon
7. Met with a Senagalese art dealer in a Holiday Inn
8. Lived in a haunted Glasgow townhouse
9. Held a gold and silver plated tiger skull, fashioned into an ashtray for Vice Presiden Spiro Agnew by Ferdinand Marcos
10. Snow skiied on an active volcano