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Saturday, October 12, 2002

For Starters
Apparently one of the amenities included in the rent of my new apartment is a subscription to endless amounts of catalogs. Lots and lots of catalogs. There are days when I get up to four in my mailbox, advertising everything from lambs wool sweaters to dancing Renaissance unicorn figurines. What to do? After flipping through a few dozen I realized it would be negligent of me not to use myself as a filter, bringing to you the public the best of the best found between the glossy pages of commerce. Enjoy.